If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
[On George W. Bush:] How is it possible that the president is off on vacation and the vice president is, too? Not… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I think you often have that sense when you write--that if you can spot something in yourself and set it down on… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It's so interesting that we think we know the rules to this game, this total hypothetical game called, "Would you," "If you… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The only way to learn is to keep doing something new, and, if you're lucky, learning with people who really know how… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
What I love about cooking is that after a hard day, there is something comforting about the fact that if you melt… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
One of the things people always say to you if you get upset is, don't take it personally, but listen hard to… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those people who think you should go grey and that there is some virtue in looking wrinkly if… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. The beginning is glorious, especially if you're lucky enough not… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You do get to a certain point in life where you have to realistically, I think, understand that the days are getting… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Most directors, I discovered, need to be convinced that the screenplay they're going to direct has something to do with them. And… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can never have too much butter – that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it, — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I think if you're lucky enough to find a voice in whatever you do, that voice will come sneaking out no matter… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
We weren't meant to have futures, we were meant to marry them. We weren't meant to have politics, or careers that mattered,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If there is a Nora Ephron signature anything it is that there's slightly too much food. I have a friend whose mantra… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can blame Al Gore and you can blame Ralph Nader and you can blame George Bush, but I blame Bill [Clinton].… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Why do people write books that say it's better to be older than to be younger? It's not better. Even if you… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The Washington press corps thinks that Julie Nixon Eisenhower is the only member of the Nixon Administration who has any credibility--and, as… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“That's the catch about betrayal, of course: that it feels good, that there's something immensely pleasurable about moving from a complicated relationship which involves… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next. But then… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned, utterly foolish,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I never went near the Wellesley College chapel in my four years there, but I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.” — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down in front… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
![“[On George W. Bush:] How is it possible that the president is off on vacation and the vice president is, too? Not that it matters that much if the president is on vacation; on some level, the president is always on vacation.” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2d5/nora-ephron-1217_george-w_on-george-w-bush-how-is-it-possible-that_2290262.jpg)
![“You can blame Al Gore and you can blame Ralph Nader and you can blame George Bush, but I blame Bill [Clinton]. I just do. I just think he squandered his presidency the night that woman delivered that pizza to him, and if he hadn't, we wouldn't be where we are and there would be a lot of people who…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/14b/nora-ephron-1217_alive_you-can-blame-al-gore-and-you-can-blame_2756979.jpg)
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
