You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It seemed to me that the desire to get married - which, I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“My marriage to him was as willful an act as I have ever committed; I married him against all the evidence. I… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. Enough about that.The point is that for a long… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
When I was young, I had a list of things that I wanted in a husband. I knew what he should read… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“MARIE I’m saying that the right man for you might be out there right now and if you don’t grab him, someone else… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Having been married so many times, I know that one of the few things I am an expert in is falling in… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
And don't be frightened: you can always change your mind. I know: I've had four careers and three husbands. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I married him against all evidence. I married him believing that marriage doesn't work, that love dies, that passion fades, and in… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“But the main problem with our marriages was not that our husbands wouldn’t share the housework but that we were unbelievably irritable… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“There were cats; cats I was wildly attached to — my husband and I spoke in cat voices. Once the marriage was… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“That's the catch about betrayal, of course: that it feels good, that there's something immensely pleasurable about moving from a complicated relationship which involves… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next. But then… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned, utterly foolish,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I never went near the Wellesley College chapel in my four years there, but I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.” — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down in front… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
