"Do you have bathrooms here, or do I…" — Nick Swardson

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• After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2… — Dennis Miller
• A novel is a piece of architecture. It's not random wallowings or confessional diaries. It's a building-it has to have… — John Irving
• Well, I've cleaned bathrooms in a warehouse. That was pretty terrible. But I can't complain because I'm sure other people… — Cee Lo Green
• I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd… — Leslie Nielsen
• I never meant to be a sexual object for anyone but my husband. I never thought a picture of my… — Lynda Carter
• The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match… — Kanye West
• One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! — Reif Larsen
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin
• Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of… — Joel Spolsky
• There simply aren't any grand moments in life, and we surely don't live in those moments. No, we live in… — Paul David Tripp
• I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms.… — Anthony Bourdain
• The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms. — Bette Davis

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