Disguise Quote by Nick Offerman Download Open image “The ultimate disguise is nothing. Nudity.” — Nick Offerman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Disguise Nudity Ultimate
No mask like open truth to cover lies, As to go naked is the best disguise. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
Nudity is who people are at the most interesting point of the evening, when they take off their protective layer, when no one is… — Bridget Fonda Copy Share Image
... if it were the fashion to go naked, the face would be hardly observed. — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
Everybody's wearing a disguise, to hide what they've got left behind their eyes. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
It's something I decided from the very beginning I would never do - nudity. — Claudia Schiffer Copy Share Image
I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Of course, my fundamentals may not work for everyone. A beautiful aspect of the human race is our endless variety. Like maple leaves and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Whatever the adversity, if a man is on hand to provide ease to a lady’s cause, I think he’s a shitheel if he stands… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of an anomaly.… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I was 3-years-old - to this day it is a vivid memory. My family and I were on a boat, catching fish. As one… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
In the indications of female poverty there can be no disguise. No woman dresses below herself from caprice. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
Cameras are a lifesaver for very shy people who have nowhere else to hide. Behind a lens they can disguise the fact that they… — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
What if it turns out there really are witches and vampires and werewolves living right here alongside us? After all, what better disguise could… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
From childhood I was compelled to concentrate attention upon myself. This caused me much suffering, but to my present view, it was a blessing… — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
I have found that in fiction one is freer to speak the truth, if only because in fiction the truth is not expected or… — Philip Sington Copy Share Image
“He was a chameleon. He could change his appearance in seconds. He was a master in disguise and he could baffle the best in… — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
