"Sitting on my lazy arse I drift into……" — Myothersweetangel199

"Sitting on my lazy arse I drift into a daydream, Thinking 'bout you fully smothered From head to toe in chocolate cream. I get this thought every day and night And wonder when it would stop. But I can't help thinking what it'll be like If there was a cherry placed on top dd will you go out with me? Awkward silence NONONONONONONO JUST NOOOOOOO I'm taken by spark, prego"

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Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding
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