Quote by Molly Harper

“That just proves there's something going on with you and Mr. Jackass.”

— Kody Keplinger

“- He's arrogant, and he sleeps with everything he can get his filthy hands on. Most of time, I just want to claw his…

— Kody Keplinger

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.

— H. L. Mencken

“Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass.”

— Eve Langlais

“You can't stalk what's yours", he returned. I looked at his shirt. "Yes, I suspect that's what all the stalkers say.”

— Kristen Ashley

“With an easy grin he peered up at me. It took every ounce of self-control I had not to stare slack-jawed into his eyes.…

— Stacey Rourke

“Tell me again how you're not stalking me?”

— Molly Ringle

“Why did that jackass have to sit next to me?”

— Kody Keplinger

“This is me being ridiculously stalking someone.”

— Ariel Seraphino

“And he uses big words, so he's probably a huge nerd. To be fair, I do too, but that's because I'm fabulous. Jack has…

— Sara Wolf

“Is that what you think? That I follow you around to keep your ass out of trouble?" "If so, you're not very good at…

— Darynda Jones

“A boy with Somebody-else's pork pie! Stop him!”

— Charles Dickens