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“When the waiter came I ordered a glass of Chianti, and Bill kicked me under the table and shook his head “no.” I stuck…

— Charles Brandt

“I would clear the table and Hugh would do the dishes, neither of us speaking and both of us wondering if this just might…

— David Sedaris

A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across…

— Matthew Diamond

“The bar was jammed with the Happy Hour crowd. I elbowed through the press and ordered a double Manhattan on the rocks. When it…

— William Hjortsberg

“Eating on the job?” he asked, pointing at the remainder of the sandwich in my hand. To counter that, I pointed at the sign…

— Ann-Katrin Byrde

“Still dressed in matching butler suits with pink bow ties, the redcaps filed into the dining room, every one of them scowling at me.…

— Julie Kagawa

I was on the school bus telling Richard Pryor jokes. I was sneaking, listening to Richard Pryor albums and would go to school the…

— Tony Rock

I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to…

— Harry Hill

“I stood and followed a confident Judas out of the restaurant. It was not the arrogant prick I followed, but the allure of financial…

— S.J.D. Peterson

Mrs Bawden yanked me away from the table and dragged me across the food hall. I tried to twist away from her, but she…

— Malorie Blackman

“ What was your first job title? Waiter. It was at a showy opera festival in a barn in Oxfordshire. I did it for…

— Tom Hiddleston

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed…

— Emo Philips