It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ? — Matthew Diamond Cooking Copy Share Image
A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped… — Matthew Diamond Clapping Copy Share Image
I am a God-fearing man. In fact, I don't go to church because I'm afraid I'll run into him there. — Matthew Diamond Church Copy Share Image
