The awkward moment when youre laughing so hard, no noise comes out, and you sit there clapping like a seal. — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
“I would be clapping like a seal right now if I weren't so f**king hung over.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“People who want to change everything in the world but never think of changing themselves are clapping with one palm.” — Subhan Zein Copy Share Image
Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless bastard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkard laugh when no sound comes out and your clapping like a retarted seal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the sound of two hands clapping; tell me, what is the sound of one hand? — Hakuin Ekaku Copy Share Image
nerve, not talent, is the one necessary and sufficient trait for success. (Wouldn't it be ideal if it were talent? But talent… — Lynda Obst Copy Share Image
Onstage, I don't feel any glory from people clapping in the audience, but when they're pushing me to do something new that… — Jack White Copy Share Image
A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped… — Matthew Diamond Copy Share Image
Love is not shown by giving your toddler a car. It's better demonstrated by clapping as she bangs on pots or singing… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
“Groundbreaking research at Cal Tech has now revealed that humans not only tend to synchronize their movements, such as clapping in unison… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Kids audience is a brilliant audience. If you've got an audience of adults standing up and clapping, or you've got an audience… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
“Oh, well that can’t have been me,” Harry smiled grimly, clapping a hand on Malone’s shoulder as he moved past the big… — Stephen England Copy Share Image
Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like… — Andy Kaufman Copy Share Image
The choreographed standing and clapping of one side of the room - while the other side sits - is unbecoming of a… — Mark Udall Copy Share Image
One of the greatest distinguishing marks of false prophet is that he will always tell you what you want to hear, he… — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
What are you doing with all those books anyway?" Ron asked. Just trying to decide which ones to take with us," said… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel shows; it is structured fun. It… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Step on a crack , you'll break your mama's back. Step on a stone, you'll end up all alone. Step on a… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
A truly extraordinary work: vivid, passionate and utterly compelling. The Sound of One Hand Clapping is raw as a wound. It opens… — Niall Williams Copy Share Image
There's always the cliche of the choir shouting and clapping. OK, you have to do that, but there's also introspective parts, parts… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
When "Here Comes the Sun" started, what happened? No, the sun didn't come out, but Mom opened up like the sun breaking… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“What is it about the sound of clapping hands? Why does it seem like an ocean of sound, breaking like waves on… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I am not perfect." It came out in a rush of breath. "See I thought I was. Thank God I ain't. See… — Harry Crews Copy Share Image
I never thought in a million years that I'd ever sell out back-to-back shows at The Garden. That's not to say, I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“In due course I would learn how to cover up for this event, but on that awful day I knew of nothing… — Karen Pryor Copy Share Image
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Book is a half of a clapping hand and the reader is the other half of it. :)) — Reader's Digest Copy Share Image
Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for any ordinary activity of your child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a massive fan of Drake, and we walked right past him. He's too cool to be clapping One Direction though. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
“We know the sound of two hands clapping. But what is the sound of one hand clapping? – A Zen Kōan” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Seeing all the people smiling and laughing and clapping for me... it's such a wonderful feeling. — Anthony Gonzalez Copy Share Image
