Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I was brought up singing gospel, and I really enjoy getting the church up on their feet, their hips swaying, their hands… — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I see a bad performance and people still clap... I wonder if they're clapping because they liked what they saw… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The choreographed standing and clapping of one side of the room - while the other side sits - is unbecoming of a… — Mark Udall Copy Share Image
“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
One of the greatest distinguishing marks of false prophet is that he will always tell you what you want to hear, he… — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping, celebrating your… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
When "Here Comes the Sun" started, what happened? No, the sun didn't come out, but Mom opened up like the sun breaking… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
When I came here in 1999, all one could hear was the sound of the guns as guns were booming all around.… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious procession -… — Philip Reeve Copy Share Image
The word translated, koan, it means a problem. But it's a very special problem. And to strip it down to the way… — Huston Smith Copy Share Image
Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scientific results that aren't reported might as well not exist. They're like the sound of one hand clapping. For scientists, communication isn't… — Robert O. Becker Copy Share Image
...Sometimes I dream that everything in the world is here, in my room, in a great closet, named and orderly, and I… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
Applause is an instinctive, unconscious act expressing the sympathy between actors and audience. Just as our art demands more instinct than intellect… — Ellen Terry Copy Share Image
Even as the Sun doth not wait for prayers and incantations to rise, but shines forth and is welcomed by all: so… — Epictetus Copy Share Image
