Happy hour Quote by William Hjortsberg

“THERE WAS NO RUSH going down the fire stairs. I’d had enough exercise for one day. When I hit the lobby I didn’t make…

— William Hjortsberg

“The bartender’s eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, “Eleven screaming orgasms, comin’ right up.” Phew. All right, fine. That…

— Kristen Ashley

“Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google…

— Harper Sloan

“Just making the cement now, only takes five minutes." "I did it in four once," Pauly whispered boastfully to Johnny, "but if I'm honest,…

— Clare Havens

“When the waiter came I ordered a glass of Chianti, and Bill kicked me under the table and shook his head “no.” I stuck…

— Charles Brandt

“The elevator door opens right into the loft. I was counting on those extra few seconds of hallway before facing the party, the party…

— Melissa Bank

“The vending machine lacked the willpower of the Western elevator, and it dutifully spat out several chocolate bars and a packet of salt and…

— Kit Abbey

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what they’ll have to drink, and I didn’t…

— Jarod Kintz

“Lunch had been at a McDonald’s in Santa Barbara. It had been so clean. It had smelled like food. It had sounded happy and…

— Michael Grant

“I’d been to New York enough to know that it wasn’t always easy to find a place to walk a dog in the middle…

— Mike Lingenfelter

“Her first proceeding there was to unlock a tall press, bring out several bottles, and pour some of the contents of each into my…

— Charles Dickens

“There was Bartender Boy, but he wouldn't get off until well after 2 A.M. I was a nervous wreck already, so if this dragged…

— Cora Carmack