Assessment Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Assessment Deserve Do you know Grades Knows Tests
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate when you think you did amazing on a test and then get a horrible grade... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on first question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many grades you passed, but in the end you'll be judged by one Grade which is Matric — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Combining the experience of a seasoned university president with the analysis of a respected legal scholar, Derek Bok explores what he concludes are 'signs… — Frank H. T. Rhodes Copy Share Image
I would say my fraternity was nothing but a bunch of farm boys; we weren't really in the whole fraternity scene, but yeah, that's… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
So a truthful assessment of how America is doing in the war on terror as a result of President Bush's war on Iraq is… — John Olver Copy Share Image
No one seriously doubts Socrates' maxim: The unexamined life isn't worth living. Self-assessment and attempts at self-improvement are essential aspects of "the good life."… — Robert A. Burton Copy Share Image
“To assess the quality of thoughts of people, don't listen to their words, but watch their actions.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Even without voting, illegal aliens do affect who gets elected president, and that's since the Electoral College elects the president, and the states are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
President Obama had voiced strong support for the effort in Afghanistan during his campaign, pledging to add two brigades, which he did. But since… — Stanley A. McChrystal Copy Share Image
Before the curse of statistics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good… — Hilaire Belloc Copy Share Image
If you want to zoom down the expert slope tomorrow, you have to fall down the bunny slope today. — Cynthia Lewis Copy Share Image
Commercialism that has absolutely no relationship to quality whatsoever, only quantitative assessment of a thing. — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
I made my own assessment of my life, and I began to live it. That was freedom. — Fernando Flores Copy Share Image
