Comedians Quote by Mike Judge

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

— Mort Sahl

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

— Maria Bamford

Even the best comedians aren't always sure what is going to be funny, what is going to work. So that means they're constantly and…

— Phoebe Robinson

What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in…

— Colin Quinn

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers…

— Florenz Ziegfeld

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

— James Lipton

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're…

— Colin Quinn

If you watch most of the stuff on TV and in movies, it's usually put-down humor. It's like somebody being mean or cynical or…

— Paul Rust

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits…

— John Cleese

I think that comedians, more than any other type of celebrity, have to keep their humour and keep their feet on the ground. If…

— Jimmy Carr

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so…

— Aziz Ansari

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

— Susan Sarandon