"The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that……" — Mike Harding
"The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding."
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Mike Harding
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18 Quotes by Mike Harding
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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give…
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Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs…
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep…
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place…
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... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to…
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British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of…
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Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men…
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However,…
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The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a…
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More Amazonian Quotes
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I did go into the Amazonian region of Brazil. They have prehistoric river fish that weigh in at around 600…
— Anthony Bourdain
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A scientist with a poet's command of language, Cristina Eisenberg writes with precision and passion . . . takes her…
— Elizabeth Cunningham
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The things that really change the world, according to Chaos theory, are the tiny things. A butterfly flaps its wings…
— Neil Gaiman
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Ella's supersonic voice followed her all the way to Bleecker Street and then dissolved amid the noisy profusion of shops,…
— Francine Pascal
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By the way, Wonder Woman is Amazonian, and historically accurate Amazonian women actually had only one breast. So, if I'd…
— Gal Gadot
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Cavalli is all about being a strong woman - being sexy and powerful. Which is how we'd like to feel,…
— Georgia May Jagger
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I will defend the absolute value of Mozart over Miley Cyrus, of course I will, but we should be wary…
— Stephen Fry
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It used to be thought that the events that changed the world were things like big bombs, maniac politicians, huge…
— Neil Gaiman
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Well what's in your Amazonian hope chest?
— Rachel Cohn
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When I first began modeling, I was very conventional looking. I had hair down to my waist in a side…
— Erin O'Connor
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There are great slender models, great tall models, Amazonian models, great busty models - my point is models of all…
— Erin O'Connor
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If a child from an Amazonian hunter-gatherer tribe comes to Boston, is raised in Boston, that child will be indistinguishable…
— Noam Chomsky
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