America Quote by Mike Harding

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole…

— Mike Harding

The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one…

— Mike Harding

Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs that sound traditional around…

— Mike Harding

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

— Mike Harding

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

— Mike Harding

He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.

— Mike Harding

... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of Camptown…

— Mike Harding

British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon…

— Mike Harding

The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic…

— Mike Harding

Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it…

— Mike Harding

If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him…

— Mike Harding

Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.

— Mike Harding