Airline Quote by Mike Harding

Take time to enjoy the flight - read a good book, watch a film, catch up on emails and sleep.

— Orlando Bloom

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

— Jen Lancaster

You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard…

— Lewis Black

I have often been asked what I think about at the moment of take-off. Of course, no pilot sits and feels his pulse as…

— Amelia Earhart

I can see inside planes!' he yells. 'Come and look!' It's difficult climbing in a mini dress...I haul myself up even though my arms…

— Jenny Downham

During my training to become an airline captain, I had to learn how to navigate an airplane over long distances. Flights over huge oceans,…

— Dieter F. Uchtdorf

I always say the time to worry about flying is when you're on the ground. If you don't trust the captain, don't go.

— Denzel Washington

When you're traveling, ask the traveler for advice / not someone whose lameness keeps him in one place.

— Rumi

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

— Steven Wright

I am cursed with the inability to sleep on planes - ever.

— Scott Wilson

The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

We have some planes. Just stay quiet and you will be okay. We are returning to the airport. Nobody move, everything will be okay.…

— Mohamed Atta