Dog Quote by Mike Fisher

I always think if I'd had kids that I'd manage them like I do my dog Margaret: camps, playdates, naps, and lots of snacks.…

— Carole Radziwill

I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I…

— Cathy Guisewite

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

— Janeane Garofalo

I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much.

— Ant Middleton

All i want to make sure of is that she's doing something she loves. watch your kids when they sit down and absolutely get…

— Jim Carrey

I think pets are great. They're better than kids, that's for sure.

— Jon Hamm

Dogs are quick to show their affection. They never pout, they never bear a grudge. They never run away from home when mistreated. They…

— Billy Graham

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

— Dana Gould

Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a…

— Jason Gann

Them doggone kids.

— Bernie Mac

Life is enhanced so much by dogs. When your kids get to an age where they don't want to cuddle you as much and…

— Sara Cox