"When I moved to New York, I was……" — Mike Birbiglia
"When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate."
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64 Quotes by Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia has 64 quotes on this site.
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your…
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