Divorce Quote by Mike Birbiglia

“I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.” quote by Mike Birbiglia — Download Open image

“I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.”

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