Marriage Quote by Megan McCafferty

“She says a wedding is one of the most lamentable spectacles on earth.”

— Kate Chopin

“Weddings are great, but they mostly end up in marriages and that is the problem.”

— Radovan Kavický

“I like all weddings, but isn’t it particularly lovely when two grown-ups decide to get married?”

— Gabrielle Zevin

“Anyway...I'm a firm believe that every girl should get one Barbie dream wedding in her lifetime, but if that marriage craps out, I'm also…

— Chrissy Anderson

“When I get married...well, if I get married," I start, staring out the window, "I want to walk down the isle carrying a basket…

— Erynn Mangum

“Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck.”

— Laurie Notaro

“I was stunned. I pulled the phone away and looked quizzically at the hole-punched speaker. Aside from the blood obligation to be my sister's…

— Sloane Crosley

“That's it for me. I'm fucked. As per usual. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Although come to think of it I was never…

— George Saunders

“My wedding day took place on a non-descript afternoon in the middle of January, well away from any big deal occasions like Christmas or…

— Kerry Fisher

“...I don't know what marriages are like on your plane. I know Fae marriages can be all about respect and treating your wife like…

— Sophie Oak

“I lay on the bed and shut my eyes, thinking that nobody really likes marriage, that it's a flawed arrangement, that people get enthusiastic…

— Frederick Barthelme

“No. I’m tired of the commotion. I don’t want to get married in front of all these people. My hair is five miles high.…

— J.T. Ellison