Funny facebook status Quote by Me Download Open image “Periods are like going to bed on white sheets, then waking up on the flag of Japan.” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
PERIODS: It's like going to bed on white sheets, then waking upon the flag of Japan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We tend to do period stuff because it helps make it one step removed from boring everyday reality. — Ethan Coen Copy Share Image
Periods. We all get periods. Once a month, yeah. That's what the theory is — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
When it comes to period stuff, I think it's great to see South-Asian actors get their foot in the door there, because it's nice… — Himesh Patel Copy Share Image
Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Maybe periods wouldn’t be so frightening if we didn’t refer to them as “red tide” or “shark week” or any other euphemism that evokes… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of period stuff but that's mostly because, in England, we get off on a lot of period stuff, but it's… — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
When I do period work, I really like to read about the period as much as I like to look at pictures because sometimes… — Colleen Atwood Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
