Retail Quote by Matt Bellassai

“Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her and if you do something that makes her quit, I will break your favorite drum sticks.”

— Terri Anne Browning

“Jesus Christ!” A man could only take so much. She yelped as he snatched her up around the waist and sat her on the…

— Alannah Lynne

“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a room full…

— Tara Sivec

“Poor Kenneth probably thinks you are having an affair behind my back. He kept trying to get me back into the store. The man…

— Electa Graham

“She’d specifically told him that she only wanted sex. So unless they showed up at the market naked and fucked on a pile of…

— Elle Kennedy

“Beth, eat your greens. They’re good for you. Come on, eat your peas.” “I don’t want to,” she whined, and we turned to watch…

— Samantha Young

“Have you heard the saying, 'sex sells'? Well, I'm the supplier.”

— Lyra Parish

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel…

— Chantal Fernando

“There’s just something so erotic about a bit of kitchen sex.” I”

— Jaimie Roberts

“Oh, God, yes! You’d hate sharing a kitchen with me. I’m such a slut,’ she said, almost proudly.”

— Barbara Pym

“Okay, tell me what’s wrong with this place,” he said. There were some murmurings, but Jobs cut them off. “It’s the products!” he answered.…

— Walter Isaacson

“She took off her red pants, the shade of ketchup, to reveal softly tanned legs, like two French fries. But when she brought up…

— Jarod Kintz