Children Quote by Matt Bellassai

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

— Steven Wright

I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

— Shaquille O'Neal

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

— Steven Wright

Fax me a fact, and I'll telegram a hologram.

— Saul Williams

“Mujo is a refugee in Germany, has no job, but has a lot of time, so he goes to a Turkish bath. The bath…

— Aleksandar Hemon

“Online Faxing - A tool that does one thing and it does it well" -ifaxapp”

— Andy Fax

“(I'm not online.) I don’t have a fax. I don’t go in for any of that stuff. The typewriter is as far as I…

— Walter Kaylin

“The old gentleman refuses to have the telephone which he regards as a device of the devil, and on a par with radio, television,…

— Agatha Christie

“You have a faculty for defining the simplest in terms of the grandiose, so that a poor devil like me can't understand it.”

— Malcolm Bradbury

“There’s a naked woman on the phone for you,” Orafoura said.
”Have my clone get it,” I said. “I’m having a conversation with a fax…

— Jarod Kintz

“The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a force beyond…

— Muhammad Waseem

Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave a message…

— Saul Williams