Quote by MaryJanice Davidson

“When a vampire thought your religion went too far, you definitely had problems.”

— Ilona Andrews

“Why me?" He said finally. "Are you on some sort of mission to fuck up my life?" "I try my best to avoid you."…

— Ilona Andrews

“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.”

— Cassandra Clare

“I don't believe in vampires" He opened his mouth to show her a vicious set of fangs. "If you want to live past tonight,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)”

— Justin Cronin

“I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.”

— Devon Monk

“At least you're not being attacked by vampires anymore. That's something.”

— Lili St. Crow

“I had not heard that about vampires not existing,” Aidan responded with a mocking grin. “I wish I had known earlier. It might have…

— Christine Feehan

“Vampires and werewolves are simply monsters. They have been cursed because of their many sins.”

— K.C. Blake

“Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.”

— Brian McNaughton

“In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.”

— Robyn Bachar

“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.”

— Skyla Madi