Marriage Quote by Marshall Thornton

“These days you don't need a country to have a flag, you don't need to win an election to become president, and you don't…

— Marshall Thornton

“ The Ten Commandments As Interpreted by Robin Palmetier 1. Don’t lie. Unless it’s to the police. 2. Don’t cheat your customers. Robin always…

— Marshall Thornton

“That was the problem with good friends. Eventually they knew enough about you to say terrible things for your own good.”

— Marshall Thornton

“You live your life like it's some kind of nuclear fallout shelter. The walls are three feet thick, you have enough food to last…

— Marshall Thornton

“So are you doing anything for your anniversary? I mean other than sitting around your backyard with a bottle of wine moping over lost…

— Marshall Thornton

“My wife threatened to divorce me if I don't lose ten pounds." Given that he could easily lose forty I figured she was a…

— Marshall Thornton

“Some things were meaner if you said them calmly.”

— Marshall Thornton

“So help me, Mac, if you manage to kill me I will ruin your eternity. You will be the most miserable man to live…

— Marshall Thornton

“Um…you’re four blocks away. Why can’t you walk?” “I’m naked.” Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need of removal; one had to…

— Marshall Thornton

“It was simply against his makeup.”

— Marshall Thornton

“I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)”

— Marshall Thornton

“Vincent inhaled sharply and mumbled something like "oh my God". I wasn't sure what he was oh-my-God-ing about since he was still struggling to…

— Marshall Thornton