Accountants Quote by Marco Pierre White

Most accountants are strange - let's be honest.

— Hannah Gadsby

I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they…

— Richard Branson

They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism.

— Sean O'Grady

When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage…

— Fred Willard

The sad thing about any business I suppose, but in mine you see it particularly, is that you're always asked to do what you've…

— Jeremy Irons

“People are accustomed to thinking of accounting as dry and boring, a necessary evil used primarily to prepare financial reports and survive audits, but…

— Eric Ries

We have the most crude accounting tools. It's tragic because our accounts and our national arithmetic doesn't tell us the things that we need…

— Susan George

Unhappiness makes beggars or accountants of us all.

— Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

The sad thing is many people learn how to manage money after they've made a lot of financial mistakes, some that take decades to…

— Michelle Singletary

People don't pay attention. And then one day there's an accounting. And after that, nothing is the same.

— Cormac McCarthy

I have to say accounting almost killed me.

— Venus Williams

Creative accounting is an absolute curse to a civilization. One could argue that double-entry bookkeeping was one of history's great advances. Using accounting for…

— Charlie Munger