Care Quote by Mallory Ortberg

“You have a wonderful opportunity here to not care about something that doesn’t matter to you. Please don’t miss out on it.”

Mallory Ortberg

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Not wanting to give everyone in your life one of your kidneys is not the same thing as hoping they die of kidney failure.

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I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and…

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It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!

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I think that it's a great idea to have honest conversations about children before getting married. I also think it's impossible to promise someone, "What I want right now will never change, and as long as I promise you I do - or don't - want a child - or a specific number of children - before we get married,…

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Don't beat yourself up over what you dream about.

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One of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or not someone…

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You need to be able to express your resentment and sense of loss in a way that doesn't damage your partner.

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Some people give gifts in order to bewilder, confuse, and manipulate their recipients.

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Unlike celibacy, which people choose, asexuality is an intrinsic part of who we are.

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The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in…

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