Ifs Quote by Mallory Ortberg

You can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork.

— Dave Liniger

There are people all over the world starving and here we are trying to get pot delivered for free; we felt kind of guilty.

— Al Jourgensen

I get mad when people are against pot.

— Tre Cool

I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

— Anonymous

“Just because there are lots of them doesn't mean that it isn't a privilege to live in a time when you can buy them…

— Lionel Shriver

People pot en think tell the world about no then rely silly

— Friend

I don't like pot anymore -- I forget why.

— Margaret Cho

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.

— Danny DeVito

The food system is a very complex beast. There are people who are going to get their food at Wal-Mart or at Safeway; they're…

— Michael Pollan

Let me clear something up: I don't like KFC. Or McDonald's.

— Adebayo Akinfenwa

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

— Charlie Sheen

People are getting tired of going out to expensive restaurants and spending lots of money for seven pea pods and a two-inch steak.

— Lynne Bien