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Dating Quote by M Leighton

“Well it seems the cause of some of my problems happens to have a penis. Well, two actually." "Oh sweet Mary! You're dating a guy with two dicks." "Ginger, no! It's about two different guys." "Oh," she says, obviously disappointed. "Damn. That woulda been kinda cool." "How so?" "I don't know. One…” quote by M Leighton — Download Open image

““Well it seems the cause of some of my problems happens to have a penis. Well, two actually." "Oh sweet Mary! You're dating a guy with two dicks." "Ginger, no! It's about two different guys." "Oh," she says, obviously disappointed. "Damn. That woulda been kinda cool." "How so?" "I don't know. One for each hole?" "You're sick, you know that?" "Yeah pretty much.””

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