Time Quote by Lucy Vine

“Well... don't tell anyone, but I've been getting a colonic every Saturday morning for the past two months. And I'm obsessed. It's like having…

— Babe Walker

“I spat from the bowels a great bilge and burden for which daily tranquility depends.”

— Mark A. Putch

“we can't go on ... having regular bowel movements ... while creation happens!”

— Poul Anderson

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!”

— Louise Rennison

“The foundation of human health is poop!”

— Steven Magee

“In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear…

— Lynda Barry

“People are messy. Life gets messy. Things are not always going to work out perfectly just because you want them to.”

— Kevin Kwan

“The more you eat, the more you will poo.”

— Kreeble

“When you two get the java jitters so bad that you can’t make it to the restroom fast enough for the diarrhea explosion, don’t…

— M.F. Hopkins

I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets.

— Nikhil Saluja

“We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.”

— Darnell Lamont Walker