Fall in love Quote by Darnell Lamont Walker

“Love is like a toilet bowl. One touch and you too could be in deep shit.”

— Pamela August Russell

“If you love life, you'll always enjoy fucking each other!”

— Fereidoon Yazdi

“I’m just a bloody guy in a bathroom waiting for the girl of my dreams to realize that she’s in love with me.”

— Chelsea Fine

“Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.”

— Stephen K. Amos

“We love each other like that. We love each other limp; love each other ‘til the water runs clear; love each other like a…

— Donna-Marie Riley

“We’re in this shit together, and we’re going to get out together. No matter what.”

— Krista Ritchie

“We need each other yet, we bleed each other of the very life we are all drowning in with one another...”

— The1Essence

“All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's funny how we can be in love with someone one day, and the next we can easily fall in love with someone else.”

— Raymond Carver

“We even fall in love with love.”

— Gary Chapman

“Love is like a fart, if you force it it's probably crap.”

— Joe Wiley

“My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.”

— Jarod Kintz