Quote by LMFAO Download Open image “Foo your royal penis is clean” — LMFAO ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The end of my penis is still a bit sore and stings a little when I take a leak. The tip’s red. My fresh-from-the-foreskin… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Wait, you clean my dildo?’ I ask, slowly. ‘Every week, I clean it with the polish.’ ‘With furniture polish?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Jesus.’ Sophie got me… — Dawn O'Porter Copy Share Image
Look, I've told you you're an ass. I just didn't realize you were a royal one. Oh, what are you going to do? Get… — Merlin Copy Share Image
You're all...testicles, and no shaft! What happened to your shaft Robert? -Stinkmeaner — Boondocks Copy Share Image
“I wash my hands twice in the bathroom—once before I touch my penis, and once again after I rinse off my hands in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me, Put Me… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She was my summer love, then it got serious. She moved back to her momma's, and got delirious. — Lmfao Copy Share Image
This ain't how it's supposed to be. I feel like you're trying to take control of me. I'm a man, but I can't glance… — Lmfao Copy Share Image
Boom! Guess who stepped in the room? SkyBlu, Redfoo and Goon. He's a party rocker from night 'til noon and it's about to be… — Lmfao Copy Share Image
