Beauty-queens Quote by Libba Bray

“My Pet sitter Service”

— sktaleb

“Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts…

— Jarod Kintz

“Pets are our seat belts on the emotional roller coaster of life--they can be trusted, they keep us safe, and they sure do smooth…

— Nick Trout

“…if I become an admitted pet owner, then I have to pay not only a several hundred dollar deposit to the apartment complex, but…

— Weston Locher

“As we left, the man at the desk told us to take our dog with us, and to our amazement showed us a puppy…

— Ernesto Che Guevara

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The diaper bag, the car seat, the bottles, the pacifiers, the changing mat, the wipes, and all the toys in their primary colored glory;…

— Dina Silver

“Here is one of the great truths of the human condition: when you need Stayfree Maxi Pads to absorb the expectorants produced by your…

— Stephen King

“I pulled my suitcase out of the backseat of my bug, along with Cannoli's new travel case, a spiffy animal print pet backpack on…

— Claire Cook

“I always keep a spare set of keys in a spare set of pants that are folded up and stuffed in my wallet in…

— Jarod Kintz

“Show them to me Show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free”

— Rodney Carrington

“If you're in the midst of a midlife crisis, you could buy a convertible, have an affair, or upgrade your cup size. But you'll…

— Jen Lancaster