Deep Quote by Stephen King

“When you need Stayfree MaxiPads to absorb the expectorants produced by your insulted body, you are in serious fucking trouble.”

— Stephen King

“I got used to it, in a way, being this sack of skin full of problems, because having a body doesn't give you the…

— Catherine Lacey

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you do something embarrassing like fall down the stairs in front of a group of people,…

— Eileen Cook

“There is something empowering about being gutted out with an ice pick until there is nothing but skin and bones left of your being.”

— Tabatha Beshears

“The line from Pulp Fiction—the one Samuel L. Jackson shouts at John Travolta as they’re trying to wash blood off their hands—pops into my…

— Elle Lothlorien

“No matter how puny your frontal equipment, don't wear the kind with the giant pads inside. If a guy squeezes them, he will wonder…

— E. Lockhart

“Be worried if you always flock in the company of people who peel off other people's skins with their teeth in their absence. A…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“There was no room for unhappiness when squeezed between two sets of washboard abs. New life motto, right there.”

— Cora Carmack

“that look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention”

— Josh Bazell

“If you’re insinuating that my personal hygiene is not up to the same high standard as yours you can go suck my galoshes.”

— Alan Bradley

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you were crying…

— Katherine Allred