Cold Quote by Lenny Bruce Download Open image “If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!” — Lenny Bruce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cold Cold Jerky Ifs Masturbating Taper Quit Quit Cold Quitting Stop Masturbating
I can't stop masturbating, but I don't have to be anywhere for another 7 hours so it's ok. — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. — Jon Kabat-Zinn Copy Share Image
It's so easy that when you begin you can't stop. You just go on and on doing it always. — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
Stoping the urges is like dying. You try so hard to stop but sometimes you just lose yourself. — Cheyenne DeLaCruz Copy Share Image
I'll stop doing everything that I do when I don't want to do it anymore. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
I'm a promoter of masturbation. Don't sleep around...learn yourself first! Guys do it, but girls don't. They should. — Taylor Momsen Copy Share Image
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous,… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, 'He's really slaughtering Nixon.' Then we would… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
If you're from New York and you're Catholic, you're still Jewish. If you're from Butte Montana and you're Jewish, you're still goyisch. The Air… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If you live in New… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.” — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
When you're scared - and I mean really scared, not just hearing a noise in the night, or standing toe to toe with someone… — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
From the bitter cold winter at Valley Forge, to the mountains of Afghanistan and the deserts of Iraq, our soldiers have courageously answered when… — Solomon Ortiz Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Of course Messi could handle a cold Tuesday night in Stoke. He'd be drinking tea and relaxing beforehand. Me? I'd probably be the same. — Neymar Copy Share Image
This cold weather has set all the young Folks to providing Bedfellows. I have signed two or three Licences every Day [as a Fairfax… — George Mason Copy Share Image
When my main character in 'Heat' climbs the tower, the highest diving platform, hoping to resume competitive diving after an injury, I am there… — Michael Cadnum Copy Share Image
You start playing when it's cold and you want to be playing when it's cold again. — Jimy Williams Copy Share Image
It would be a piece of ingenuousness to accuse the man of today of his lack of moral code. The accusation would leave him… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
I would have touched it like a child But knew my finger could but have touched Cold stone and water. I grew wild, Even… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
What's to become of the morally sound? Left out in the cold, I suppose. We must heal the sick. — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
When I first started, all the reviews of Cold Chisel would say, 'This singer won't have a voice in six months.' — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image