Blame Quote by Larry the Cable Guy Download Open image “If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.” — Larry the Cable Guy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blame Gun I can Ifs Misspelled words Pencils People
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes, then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
If guns kill people, than pencils spell words wrong, cars cause drunk drivers, and spoons make you fat — Elvis Weichel Copy Share Image
I thought that words and books and pens were more powerful than guns. — Malala Yousafzai Copy Share Image
Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE SENCE OF… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Holy shadows of the dead, I'm not to blame for your cruel and bitter fate, but the accursed rivalry which brought sister nations and… — Alexander the Great Copy Share Image
“In places where government priorities and market imperatives create a world so capricious that to help a neighbor is to risk your ability to… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I don't blame anyone .. I did this to myself .. It's my fault .. Everything is my FAULT ... — Nurnizz95 Copy Share Image
I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to choose the… — Darren Aronofsky Copy Share Image
How come you don't feel that magic in the air? I guess I knew you'll never be there. I guess I knew you never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am down mentally. I can't understand how it happened and who is to blame? I don't know why the ground was rolled before… — Yeasin Khan Copy Share Image
Listen, the guy was not created by coverage from MSNBC and CNN. If you want to blame us for making Donald Trump president because… — Katy Tur Copy Share Image
Luckily, he was in the process of moving to France at the time, anyway. But if he had stayed in the States, I don't… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
To blame and accuse other people, is to choose to empower them, to control us. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
