Clever Quote by Anonymous

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.

— Larry the Cable Guy

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

— Larry the Cable Guy

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.

— Will Ferrell

Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.

— Jasper Fforde

If guns kill people, than pencils spell words wrong, cars cause drunk drivers, and spoons make you fat

— Elvis Weichel

“2.3.06.02.087: Unnecessary sharpening of pencils constitutes a waste of public resources, and will be punished as appropriate.”

— Jasper Fforde

The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they…

— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

I thought that words and books and pens were more powerful than guns.

— Malala Yousafzai

I don't want boys to use their pencils for improper writing.

— John Burns

In the myopic world of the liberals, guns are responsible for evil instead of the perpetrator of evil. But criminals are not bound by…

— Rick Perry

If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.

— Ted Nugent

I'm simply here to say guns should be owned by responsible people, and there should be high tests and a high bar to prove…

— Bret Stephens