Quote by Jasper Fforde

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. They're sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

— Ze Frank

Don’t misuse the pencil and don’t torment the paper.

— Uri Shulevitz

I've been really surprised about a lot of the negative comments about artisanal pencil sharpening. Like, it really rubs some people the wrong way.

— David Rees

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

— H. Allen Smith

“I don't want to be pencilled in anywhere, pencil can be erased.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

Broken pencils are pointless.

— Nikhil Saluja

Somebody was using the pencil.

— Dorothy Parker

Wanna hear a joke about pencils? Nevermind, its pointless.

— Sarah Cochran

I would hate to be a pencil. getting sharpened, having to write all the time, different people holding you, erasing with your pink stuff.…

— Emma Runyan

I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.

— David Rees

I talked to people in the pencil industry and I talked to people as I was sharpening their pencils about the frustrations they have…

— David Rees

The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.

— Robert Benchley