Answers Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”

— Buffy Andrews

“He bent and kissed me briefly, then headed for the door. Just short of it, though, he turned back. "The, um, sperms ..." he…

— Diana Gabaldon

“Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!”

— Kazuo Koike

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“When we were conceived, we were one egg and one sperm that inexplicably split into two little girls instead of one.”

— V.J. Chambers

“In the depths of his tiredness, surrounded by these blank, sheep-like visages, he found himself pondering the accidents that had brought all of them…

— Robert Galbraith

“He cupped his testicles in his hands, and, with his wrists, pressed his penis hard against his belly until the semen came.”

— Michel Faber

“This couple, so involved with babies, had never reproduced themselves, though they could have. This was an interesting comment on the whole idea of…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I once heard a pastor say, “Everyone in life is a winner because you were once a sperm that won the race to the…

— William M. Struthers

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville