Loch ness monster Quote by Kumail Nanjiani

Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually…

— Derek Landy

The Loch Ness monster doesn't exist either. Loch Ness is just not big enough to hide a thirty foot amphibian or reptile for hundreds…

— Brian Jones

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

— Matt Groening

There is absolutely nothing monstrous about being a vampire. In fact, it's quite beautiful

— Rae Hachton

I'm a bit woo-woo - you know, I believe there's a Loch Ness monster. It's science!

— CMAT

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

— Christine Feehan

Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that.

— Alan Ball

“If you want vampires and werewolves, faeries, fallen angels or zombies, you won't find them here. I know a real-life monster.”

— Stephanie Lawton

“To the jaded eye, all vampires seem alike, but they are wonderful in their versatility. Some come to life in moonlight, others are killed…

— Nina Auerbach

Look, Mr. uh, Wulf I appreciate your trying to warn me about this, Ireally do. But there's no such thing as vampires. They're made-up.…

— Meg Cabot

Vampires are pretty frightening. Knowing they can 'glamor' you is pretty weird. And you shake hands or hug them and they're cold. I wouldn't…

— Todd Lowe

The world is a vampire.

— Smashing Pumpkins