Aside Quote by Kumail Nanjiani

One of my favorite comedies is 'Shaun of the Dead.'

— Kumail Nanjiani

I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up.

— Kumail Nanjiani

I was on this path to becoming a computer-science guy, but I didn't like it. I got no joy from it. It was very,…

— Kumail Nanjiani

TV requires a lot more patience. No one's ever like, 'I gotta get up at 5 A.M. and write my stand-up!' It's an easy…

— Kumail Nanjiani

I want to be so famous that I'm the pop-culture reference that people would make to try and be racist to me. So I'd…

— Kumail Nanjiani

When I started working on 'Michael And Michael,' it was my life for three to four months, and then suddenly it's gone.

— Kumail Nanjiani

Because of the Internet, you're sort of forced to deal with people from very different backgrounds and beliefs. It's a great challenge of our…

— Kumail Nanjiani

I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules. If you're…

— Kumail Nanjiani

A lot of times, it seems like social media has devolved into people just yelling at each other and not really conversing.

— Kumail Nanjiani

Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.

— Kumail Nanjiani

Studio execs were like, ''Lord of the Rings!' People want to see sword-and-dragon-type things!' No, people just want to see great stories. Hollywood always…

— Kumail Nanjiani

Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically.

— Kumail Nanjiani