“As those of you with children know, rational parenting is like the Loch Ness Monster. We all hope it's out there somewhere,… — Holly Sprink Copy Share Image
English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was… — Steve Alten Copy Share Image
I don't understand the feeling of, the way people speak of writing as though it were, like, some kind of djinn to… — Matt Fraction Copy Share Image
“Up until the mid twentieth century the mountain gorilla was considered a myth. Oddly enough, a legend not unlike bigfoot or the… — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
“One official in the state oil company likened the tribes to the Loch Ness monster, a mere figment of the imagination concocted… — Scott Wallace Copy Share Image
“A theist can't empirically prove that God exists but he believes in God because no one can allegedly disprove God's existence. By… — G.M. Jackson Copy Share Image
The Loch Ness monster doesn't exist either. Loch Ness is just not big enough to hide a thirty foot amphibian or reptile… — Brian Jones Copy Share Image
“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford I ran into Bigfoot, Or John Paul Yeti, Told me of aliens, Found by SETI. E.T.s kidnapped me,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Insight roams the sea of the unconscious like the Loch Ness monster, a rumor whose wake occasionally becomes visible, but even then… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift.… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
“Em. Are you the Loch Ness Monster?” Archie stuttered shuffling back a step. “Aghhh! M, M, Monster. Monster.” Gordon shrieked, he turned… — Mark A. Cooper Copy Share Image
Though if love was an animal, Garret knew, it would probably be the Loch Ness Monster. If it didn’t exist, that didn’t… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
“Nessie cackles, tossing back her head of matted brunette locks, wildly beautiful even in a state of disarray. "Thought ye could get… — K.V. Wilson Copy Share Image
“Nessie cackles, tossing back her head of matted brunette locks, wildly beautiful even in a state of disarray. ” — K.V. Wilson Copy Share Image
“Fundamentalist Christianity: fascinating. These people actually believe that the world is twelve thousand years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Human beings had polluted the seawater and mechanically destroyed the nearby coast; all life had paid this price. Often, in airports, on… — Jacques-Yves Cousteau Copy Share Image
“It's not you it's me' she couldn't use that line. Even though it really was her and not him, everyone thought that… — Chris Manby Copy Share Image
“We’ll actually be staying several nights in Dunadhar Castle but one night, we’re going to be camping out at Loch Ness, just… — Jacqueline E. Smith Copy Share Image
I'm a bit woo-woo - you know, I believe there's a Loch Ness monster. It's science! — CMAT Copy Share Image
“might really exist inspires many people to think about the reliability of eyewitness evidence as a source of information, and to consider… — Darren Naish Copy Share Image
“She threw barbs, they were well aimed and they made me laugh. If I were a different man I’d have a bruised… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster? -Bella Cullen — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Copy Share Image