Quote by Kim Harrison

“I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie”

— Molly Harper

“Hello, Aunt Jane,” said Benny, going over to the bed. “I’m Benny. And aren’t you a cute little lady!” Aunt Jane was taken by…

— Gertrude Chandler Warner

“If you please, Great-Aunt Nancy," said Emily deliberately, "I don't like to be told I look like other people. I look just like myself.”

— L.M. Montgomery

“Aunty Em’s Garden Gnome Emporium.”

— Rick Riordan

“I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by that name. Neither one is related to…

— Jarod Kintz

“Andrew, you are aware that no one should be that shade of orange unless they're an Oompa-Loompa,right?”

— Lauren Dane

“...did you know that in your eyes there are bright flecks of green and orange - and that they are lovely?...”

— John Geddes A Familiar Rain

“...Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff?" - Aunt Edna”

— Janet Evanovich

“Oh I'm sure you're right," Auntie said. "Probably she's just as you say. But she looks to me like a very clever girl, and…

— Arthur Golden

“Petey, when I undress you with my eyes, I get blinded by that fluorescent orange crab-trap you call your bush and immediately dress you…

— J.F. Smith

“I supposed that if I had a third eye in the middle of my forehead she would want one of those too. “You don’t…

— Tammy Blackwell

“Well, if you asked me what my favorite fruit was before last night, I would've said strawberries. But that's cuz I didn't know oranges…

— Cassie Mae