Last night Quote by Kevin McCarty

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

— Matt Lauer

Lately I been drinking like there's a message in a bottle

— Drake

“Any drinker knows how the process works: the first day you get drunk is okay, the morning after means a big head but so…

— Jack Kerouac

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

— Liza Minnelli

I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Drink this," she says. "What is it?" my throat feels swollen. I swallow hard. "What's going to happen?" "Can't tell you that. Just trust…

— Veronica Roth

I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking,…

— Jack Osbourne

SOMEONE JUST ASK ME WHEN I AM GOING TO STOP DRINKING MY REPLY WASWHEN THEY STOP MAKING IT...

— DOLLAR B

“I started to walk into the bar, and I suddenly thought to myself, “Wait a minute! It’s the middle of the afternoon. There’s nobody…

— Richard Feynman

The other day I try to silence my conscience with alcohol, but all I got was a terrible hangover

— Lockedupoet

I had a lot of frustrations, and I was drinking far too much, and I was just trying to survive and this is what…

— Lars von Trier

Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.

— Anonymous