Believe Quote by Kevin Hearne

All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.

— Anonymous

The things I encounter that I call elves or gnomes, it's just a gloss. I mean, they're small, and they have the archetype. They're…

— Terence McKenna

I think most five-foot-two people would be quite offended if they were to be called dwarves.

— Richard Armitage

“Remember this, boy. "All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs”

— George R.R. Martin

Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It's one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.

— Peter Dinklage

“Dwarf down! I say again, Dwarf down! Don’t trust the Elves!”

— Michael Chatfield

...The plural of elf is elves! What a language! What a world!

— Nicole Krauss

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget…

— Ralphie May

The dwarves of course are quite obviously, couldn't you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews? Their words are Semitic…

— J. R. R. Tolkien

People have the strangest ideas about dwarves.

— Peter Dinklage

I am not a dwarf.

— Jean-Claude Juncker

Dwarves are funny. Look at them scurrying away on their stumpy little legs.

— Anonymous