Quote by Kelly Oram

“You need to stop. That is so hot, you’re making me wet.” “Eww, are you wearing knickers under there?” “Nope. So expect a snail…

— Lesley Jones

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“No, I didn't spit in her food. That's gross. But I did wipe her bun on the bottom of my shoe.”

— James Morris

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Nice one, Zoey. You did everything short of farting in there. Maybe if you see him again, you can tell him you have a…

— R.L. Naquin

“Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do…

— Kim Harrison

“Bug?” Jenks shouted, incensed. “You sack of sweat stink. I’ve got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you’re better than me? Poop ice…

— Kim Harrison

“You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell.”

— L.R.W. Lee

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to…

— David Wong