Beauty Quote by Kelly Creagh

“She tried discreetly to squint and instead came off looking as if she had discreetly farted.”

— Alessandra Torre

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Never, ever try to impress somebody. Be exactly the person you would be if you were alone or with somebody it was safe to…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Varian cringed as Merewyn faced him. If he looked half as bad as he suspected, he wouldn’thave blamed her had she run for the…

— Kinley MacGregor

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I will say one thing about those males, there is never a dull moment." Peri suddenly appeared causing everyone to jump. "Bloody hell," Jen…

— Quinn Loftis

“She draws her putrid grin so close I can smell her colon.”

— Jessica McHugh

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf