Furniture Quote by Justin Halpern

“Every household needs one piece of furniture in really bad taste.”

— Jeannette Walls

“You bring out a different kind of horny in me— the kind that wants to buy furniture as well as fuck on it. The…

— Sarina Bowen

“No furniture is so charming as books, even if you never open them or read a single word.”

— Sydney Smith

“An odd arrangement... to have a couch facing the bed, and I smile to myself - I've picked on the couch as odd, when…

— E.L. James

“Don't always refuse to go shopping with your wife. Of course it's a nuisance, but sometimes she honestly wants your advice, and you ought…

— Blanche Ebbutt

“And I feel certain that you will, because I've come to take it away. I'm from the furniture shop, and the bed isn't paid…

— George Sheffield

“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get permission for me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Things don't like me. Furniture purposely sticks out its leg for me. A polished corner once literally bit me. My blanket and I have…

— Yuri Olesha

“Excellent. We keep your furniture. Whose bed?” “Yours.” “Why mine?” “It’s bigger, for one.” “And for another?” “Mine doesn’t have the sort of headboard…

— Amy Lane

“You left this house whenever you wanted to, and came back at your whim, and you never once thought that your wife would be…

— Kyung-Sook Shin

“I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change…

— Hiroko Sakai

“I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her…

— Charlaine Harris