Quote by Justin Halpern

“You keep looking around for who’s in fucking charge, and there’s just nobody like that at all. The cops just ride their horses back…

— Steve Erickson

“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking…

— Banksy

“Every time something big happens, the cops set up shop like they’re planning to stay there for weeks, and then a few dozen of…

— April Daniels

“On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.”

— Joe Cater

“When some smart ass asks you if you’re driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.’ You have to make sure you actually kick…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Don't stand in traffic and complain about all the cars.”

— Andreas Codispoti

“When a state trooper passes me on the highway, I grit my teeth, check my speed, and hope nobody put a dead guy in…

— Diana Joseph

I hate when police stop me and say stupid things like you're speeding and there is a hand hanging out the trunk of your…

— Nikhil Saluja

It would be hard to go to your neighbor and say the things people say on the Internet without getting punched out or having…

— Alex Gibney

“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything bad, I…

— Joey Comeau

“The thing is, I don't even hate cops. To tell you the truth, I actually feel a little sorry for them.”

— Markus Zusak

“You call the police if your car gets stolen. You don’t call them for anything that matters.”

— Tiffany Reisz