Quote by Julia Child

“That was the thing with the off-worlders. Sometimes they came off as so ancient and knowledgeable, and the next they were ordering pizza and…

— Kelly Gay

“Takes more than beer in your blood to take the English out of you.”

— Nancy Holderv

“When you serve a beer-cock an ear.”

— John Shirley

“Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer!”

— Gerry Abbey

“Do you appreciate that an oyster has, among its other organs, a heart?”

— Padgett Powell

“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny…

— Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard

“I know you don't think that any tongue I speak is mine; it must be rented. I am always denial, or pretense. A child…

— Jasmine Ann Cooray

“I ordered a pitcher of beer,” Morelli said. “Hope that’s okay.” “It’s perfect. I need it now.” Morelli whistled through his teeth, and everyone…

— Janet Evanovich

I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“The world is your oyster, they say, so fill it with pearls of semen.”

— Trebor Healey

“Now, a month later, I sit, foggy, a similar state of mind, in a different seafood restaurant with a locals-know-every-secret bar, two happy hour…

— Justin Bog

“On the off chance my caller would tell me to quit drinking, I positioned myself on the sofa with two six-packs and a bottle…

— David Sedaris